Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
All this. Yep. Done. Head-canon uploaded.
I reblogged this over the summer BUT SO WORTH ANOTHER ONE
Well that was terrifying.
in that instant, a leijon is deafened.
Hearing your name now is kind of like getting punched in the gut, only more painful.
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"The Permanent Destination"
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Just a little warm up I did while getting ready to work on commissions… ^_^ me being artsy/abstract? Whatever something?
It took a moment to judge whether or not to try and relax by closing her eyes and risking the chance of falling asleep.
"I’ll close my eyes but I won’t be sleeping.." Emma responded then finally closed her eyes but would make sure to keep from sleeping. She held gently but tightly onto her lovers hand and made sure to not let go. Even though he was driving she wanted to be sure he was still there.
Romeo sighed, he knew it would be difficult for her to get to sleep after having an encounter with The Nightmare King. He himself probably wasn’t going to be able to let himself fall asleep. He had to be on guard to make sure Pitch didn’t come to close to Emma or his child.
Romeo drove on, the hum of the car the only noise between him and Emma. It was a comfortable silence that came over them. They just enjoyed each other company, content that the other was safe for the moment.
It had been a while since they’ve been driving and it was hard to keep form falling asleep. Which she had done continuously. But each time she would fall asleep, she would wake up right away. A few times in shock from that feeling that makes you feel like your falling.
It was getting harder and harder to stay awake each time so Emma just kept her eyes open and watched out the window as the sun was just starting to go down and as they passed trees that were on both sides of the highway.
Romeo let a yawn, he was tired and he wasn’t going to deny it. Luckily they finally arrived at their familiar house. he pulled the car into the parking place in front of the brick house and turned the car off. “We don’t we take the stuff out of the car tomorrow?” He offered, since both of them were extremely tired.
She quickly grabed the pants and yanked them on fast “i didn’t mean to shift the first time ” her cheeks turned pink ” I was in alot of pain and i was afraid ” she rubed her…
"You lie" she grined as she leaned and tapped him on his nose " you dont have to tell me why your hair is that color i just wanted to know if its real" tobe honest she was intruged but she let him have his untold worrds . She understood. “I don’t kill “she smirked " often " she leaned back . " where am I" she wiggled her toes almost bouncing for some unknown reason. “Where will i say in here? " “do you have pets?"
Romeo blushed slightly, she saw right through his lie. It was one of the first times he has met someone different like him. “Uh okay,” he said nervously. “Oh the guest room is this way, I can show you if you want.” He offered. “And no pets.” He said.
She stood slowly the pain meds were working. Yah she thought but she could really use a nap. She yawned and streched like a cat while wincing.
"Sorry" she covered her mouth and looked sheepish. “Yah that would be nice" she brushed her white hair out of the way of her burnt orange/amber eyes. She stood up waiting for you. She could not tell if he was human or not she would have to wait after she got some rest the crash messed her all up. What was with her today one slip up after another . But something about him made her trust him. She tuged her fingers thro her hair
"It looks like you could use a nap." He said. "Oh uh follow me it’s over here." He said walking towards the room and glancing back at her. He opened the white door and with a flourish, gestured to the plain room. There was a simple bed with a bed side table. There was a closet opposite the entrance and an empty drawer opposite the bed. "The bedding is in here, one second. He said walking to the closet and opening it. It was completely empty except for the hangers and the blanks and duvets on the shelf on top. Romeo attracted up and grabbed the things before laying them on the bed. "There you go." He said smiling. "Is there anything else you need?" He asked her.
"Just sleep" she smiled and walked to the bed and curled up on the bed like a cat tired. "Thanks "she yawned laying her head down and shutting her amber eyes she fell asleep fast she was a light sleeper in a way. Softly she sighed streching in her sleep
Romeo exited the room leaving her alone as he quietly closed the door behind him. He walked toward his living room and flopped on the couch. He grabbed the remote and flipped through the channels. Finally he choose a mindless television show that he watched now and then. Once he got comfortable on the sofa he instantly felt drowsy and sleepy. He let out a yawn and let his eyes droop close. He soon fell into a much needed sleep.
She woke up after awhile feeling sore but refreshed. She Chuckled softly wwhen her tummy growled. She knew one thing she was hungry and night was falling. She streched joints cracking she purred softly wincing only a bit. She stood up and walked to the door. She tilted her head by the sounds of it he was sleeping on the couch . She opened the door quietly her feet noiseless as she walked accros the room. Standing still for a moment she studyed your sleeping form. Not human thats for sure but that was all she could get from him. She moved and sat in a chair curling her legs under her as she waited for you to wake.
Romeo felt himself surfacing from his nap. He stretched his arms above his head, his eyes still closed, as he let a yawn escape his lips. He felt someone watching him so he blinked his eyes opened and shot up from the couch in a battle stance. Once the events from earlier came crashing down he let out a sigh and relaxed his muscles and left the stance for his causal slouch. “Hey Snow. Sorry I fell asleep.” He said still not fully awake. He glanced at the clock and his eyes became wide. “Oh it’s already dinner time! What would you like?” He asked her.
"Snow? "She cocked her head to the side . She watched him as he looked ready to fight then he relaxed. What does he haveto worry about or whom she woundered. She smiled at him her sharp teeth peeking out only a bit she knew her one dimple was showing but she could careless about being poked about it. "What yah gonna make " she stood up almost bouncing on her toes her body healed mostly. What she needed was food and a good long run.
"Oh sorry Nala, just a nickname, your hair." He said sheepishly. He smiled as he noticed her dimple showing. It was cute, he thought to himself. He voice snapped him out of his thoughts. "Um, macaroni and cheese?" He asked, he wasn’t a very good chef, but he could make something simple like that. "I actually have a pretty full proff cheese sauce recipe that’s delicious." He said.
"Sure "she smiled even more the dimple became more pronounced.he was cute when he was flustered. She giggled softly and blamed the pills. "Sounds good" she wiggled her toes in the soft carpet enjoying the feel.
"C-can I go for a run later " she stammered rembering to ask and feeling weird asking. "I like the nickname" she messed witth her hair making it stick up in places unknowingly.
Romeo gave her an amused smile, noticing her nearly jumping. “Oh yeah sure, you really don have to ask me.” He slightly blushed, though not knowing why. His smile grew at her ruffed up hair. “So I can call you Snow? You don’t mind?” He asked as he walked towards the kitchen.
"Yep you can call me snow it fits see" she shifted into a snow lepord and began weaving around your feet on your way to the kitchen nearly triping you. She sat in the middle of the kitchen head held high watching you.
"Woah, that”s going to be some getting used to." Romeo laughed lightly. He took out the macaroni box from the shelf above him and placed it on the island as he let the door close. He poured the hard pasta into the pot which he had retrieved from the cabinet below. "Alright the pasta will cook and now i can get started on the sauce." He said as he put the stove on and flashed a smile to the snow leopard.
She gave you a large toothy grin and layed on the ground curled up and decided she was going to watch you cook. Her ears stayed perked up to hear you. Her soft purring filled the room. She rather liked his little building it was warm cozy and strangly safe. She watched you every step you took every move you made.
Romeo hummed a slight tune getting lost in cooking, completely oblivious to the two eyes trained on him. After a fifteen minutes he proudly declared it was done and grabbed two bowls and began to scope the macaroni into them. “We can go eat in the dinning room over there.”He said tilting his head t the door, as his hands were full.